Even Though His Dick is Racist…

I can’t help but like John Mayer… Room For Squares is one of my favorite albums and I play his stuff constantly. Bigger Than My Body makes me cry. His live performances can give me chills.

In all fairness, he has a song called “My Stupid Mouth” where he describes himself as having no filter and it being a major fault of his.

Here are some lyrics:

We bit our lips
She looked out the window
Rolling tiny balls of napkin paper
I played a quick game of chess
with the salt and pepper shaker
And I could see clearly
An indelible line was drawn
Between what was good, what just slipped out and what went wrong

Oh, the way she feels about me has changed
Thanks for playing, try again.
How could I forget?
Mama said, “Think before speaking”
No filter in my head
Oh, what’s a boy to do
I guess he better find one

I just can’t imagine being mad that someone doesn’t want to fuck me. In fact, it might make my life a little more easy if noone wanted to fuck me. I would have a lot more male friends.

This post is pretty random but John came to mind when I was looking to see who were the guests for Watch What Happens in the upcoming days. I hope that Andy Cohen asks him some good questions.