What Ruins Porn For You?

I can’t stand watching a porn where only one person looks like they are enjoying themselves. This isn’t gender specific in my opinion.

I’ve seen women in porn, specifically man/woman porn, where the woman is so completely quiet and clearly not enjoying her partner at the time. These stiff women piss me off. When I watch porn, I like to imagine that I’m in that woman’s body feeling what she’s feeling. So if she looks like the dick sucks, I feeeel like the dick sucks. And then I switch to a different porn. She could be uncomfortable and maybe she needs the money… She could’ve realized that the guy was a douchebag before they started to film and she couldn’t get some asshole comment he said out of her head. Who knows?

When I watch girl/girl porn I can always spot the girl who doesn’t want her face in someone’s snatch. She’ll be the girl who goes down on another girl and lick some pussy lips and decide that it wasn’t the best idea and then she’ll blindly stick her nails, long ass acrylic nails and all, into the girl’s pussy. Throughout all of this, there isn’t any wetness occurring at all. It’s not unfathomable to understand why a girl wouldn’t get wet from someone’s sharp acrylic nails stabbing their pussy. So, once the fake moaning is over, guess who is the most eager and willing candidate to put their pussy in someone’s face?? Ol’ Pussy Stabber, that’s who!
I always get mad with those women. Don’t sign up to eat pussy if you aren’t going to come to the set with an appetite . That’s like becoming a construction worker but deciding that you absolutely cannot get dirt on your boots. Fucking unreasonable.

I hate seeing men wearing socks in porn. It’s usually a black guy, hung as hung could be, but the socks take away from it for me.

I dislike quiet in porn… But in the same notion, I dislike too much talking.

I am beginning to love watching Japanese women squirt. They are so fluid about it. No pun intended.

I hate it when I see those “first time” videos don’t actually convey a feeling of the act being performed the first time. Don’t show me some “teen” who is having anal sex for the first time but she rides a ten inch cock for fifteen minutes upon insertion. Fuckin’ liar. You’ve been riding cock up your ass for a few years now because I’ve never heard of anyone being that good the first time they had anal sex.

Do you have any porn pet peeves?

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12 thoughts on “What Ruins Porn For You?

  1. All of the above. Plus, (and here’s my own personal one), I hate it in amateur porn where they have a TV set playing in the background!! For the love of fuck people, TURN IT OFF!

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  2. I hate the spitting. Why spit on a dick when you’re putting it in your mouth? Like, “Oh, let’s just hock a loogie here, it’s so arousing.” Lol
    I hate the cumming on the face, it seems degrading to me. Too much talking is a turn off.

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    • The spitting can be very off-putting, absolutely. I mean, is there a sexy way to spit? Eh. I don’t know. Lol That action seems more geared towards the male viewers.
      As far as the cumming on the face goes, I can totally live without having to SEE it. I don’t mind it so much in real life but seeing what looks like cream colored snot on someone’s face just isn’t sexy to me.

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  3. Too much talking is probably my number one pet peeve. Especially the men. Just shut up. There’s one video that I like on mute, but if I turn on the sound, it’s this guy trying to convince a woman to get nude on the beach like he’s a fucking seven year old. “Can I pretty please get a peek at your boobies?” Like, ugh.

    Besides that, I can’t watch if it sounds/looks like someone is in pain.

    I’m a fan of Japanese porn, though. They tend to have some interesting scenarios.

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  4. Hahaa so funny…
    Definitely when u can tell that girl/girl actresses are only there for the cheque
    The fake ass moaning so annoying i have to mute..
    Then they gotta spit on her to make her wet.. ‘Bitch if you were doing it properly she would already be wet’

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  5. Great topic – my pet peeves (i) when actors aren’t into it; (ii) when it seems explosive (this could be a subset of i); (iii) really bad acting… actually scratch that last one; really bad acting can be funny.

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