Shut Up, Because I Can’t have Sex With What You’re Saying

Sometimes people are way more fuckable when they say very little.

Trust me, even as a married girl, this feeling never leaves you.

There are moments when I’m horny and I’m like “yeah, I’m gonna fuck my Husband’s dick right off” and he’ll walk in the room and start talking about some shit that makes me mentally go “yeah… change of plans on that”.

Marriage doesn’t make it easier than being single. Someone is bound to say something stupid at some point.

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