I’ve always chuckled that Thor
and his muscles was from Asgard.
Doesn’t it sound like ‘ass-guard’? Yeah, yeah, I know its more like azzzgard but shut up. I’m clever.
So, yes, Thor
and his muscles will be my ass guard and go at any length to protect my ass. In my fantasy I imagine him finding some reason to hide his hammer in my ass in order to keep it safe.
The hammer has to be 8 inches… and it’s smooth and pretty.