Masturbating can be a task in itself for some people. Sometimes rubbing a good one out can take a while or your thoughts about the lawn or dishes or bills can completely override the freaky thoughts you need to get the job done.
But what about when your mind isn’t full but your house is?
I remember growing up in a house full of people and masturbating was completely off limits because either
A- you can’t do it in the room because someone is in there.
B- you can’t do it in the bathroom because someone has to take a shit.
C- someone has taken a shit in the bathroom and the soft, pleasant smell of fresh fecal action just doesn’t do it for you.
D- you need some motivation and your motivation might be too obvious. (Those porn mag pages can be rather noisy when you don’t want them to be or porn on tv can be hard to disguise if a small kid walks in on you)
As I get older and notice that my house never seems empty for whatever reason, I run into this problem. It seems this is more difficult for women because our minds typically strays quicker while some men seem like they can just shoot one off a wee bit more easily.
I would love to hear if this has happened to anyone besides me! I can’t possibly be the only poor orgasm-less soul out there!
Haha it’s easier for us though. The shower be our best friend. I once caught my friend with her pants down and pleasuring herself at work sitting by her desk. Well that was awkward lol.
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Awkward!? That sounds hot!… well ok, a little awkward lol
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Love this; its never easy, but maybe you just aren’t trying hard enough ๐
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I also have a few very personal stories I would share in private ๐
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Private? Oh… I need to figure out how to access those private parts… hmm;)
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Contact me through the con act box and I will fill you in … (terrible pun) ๐
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I usually used the shower growing up and at college when I had a roommate. It was so great when I finally got a single room at the dorm and could just jack off whenever.
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I’m so envious. Gee whiz. It must be so easy jerking off when you have a dick. For those of us that are possessors of a hooha, we sometimes need a little more time and space. You know how horny I’d have to be to get one off easily while standing in the shower!? Gosh.
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It’s definitely easy to use. I definitely rubbed one out a few times while people were in adjoining showers. Hope they never realized…
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That’s actually kinda hot. It reminds me of this gym fantasy I have, where all the women are changing in the lockers after showering and somehow it turns into an all out orgy. Kudos for being brave enough to take the chance!
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Hm, sounds like a good story idea…haha
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Nah, we have the same issues that you mentioned when the house is full of people although, yeah, the thought of getting busted can be a thrill… depending on who catches you choking the chicken.
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The thrill of being caught at it sends me to oblivion.
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I wish i felt the same as you! The kinda thrill gives my nerves a shake. I avoid the awkward situations at all cost.
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Well it’s a thing you have to change your mind set on. But to each there own. I hope i an able to get some kind of sex this weekend, even if it’s humiliating.
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